1. I hate you. I want you dead. I really would try to kill you if I could get away with it.
2. You’re a jerk. I want to avoid you whenever possible, but I don’t want anything bad to happen to you. I wish you’d go away.
3. As long as we keep it to small talk and never try to get to know each other, I can tolerate you. For a few minutes.
4. Hey, you’re that person, with the thing! Give me a minute, I’ll remember your name! Wanna go for coffee?
5. You I would come save from the zombie hordes. maybe because I like you enough to be myself around you.
6. There you are! I haven’t seen you in three days. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY GOD PLEASE DON’T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.Now man the cannons we have a dragon to slay!
7. What’s this funny, fluttery feeling in my stomach every time you talk to me? Why do I get all blushy and hot faced when you smile at me? Why does my journal have pages and pages of your name in it? It’s not like I like you or anything! Is it?
8. I am so glad we’re dating now. I love the smell of your hair. I also love standing over you at night watching you sleep. God the sex is so gooood. I just hope you never see me accidentally fart.
9. Is that your U-haul in my front yard, or mine in yours? Let’s get bank accounts together and dress alike! And you fart so adorably!
10. Will you marry me?